SERIOUS NON-SENSE

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Rendezvous with Ravindra Jadeja


This is my first interview and as usual i was very nervous but meeting with RJ was truly a humbling experience.

Here are some excerpts:

When i informed RJ about GOOGLE giving an option of Ravindra Jadeja's Jokes while you try to search his name for the study, Jadeja seemed Content. He acknowledges the fact of being a true Entertainer. He gives audience a chance to laugh, curse and, go mad.

When others are playing monotonous cricketing "copy book" shots he comes up with shots of his own. During his marathon inning of 17 runs against NZ, He invented shots never seen of. He played with his back rather bat, put in his life on risk while facing Nathan McCollum, a feared bowler by any standard. Jadeja says “ I emulate SACHIN paa ji and try to innovate On-Field”.  He maintains that Shane Warne is his true mentor and his batting tips are helping him to grow as a better batsman.

In an era where every bowler is  toiling hard for stopping the Run-flow, Jadeja bowls with a single intent  to see audience gets enough of catching practice in stands and makes sure young talent are not deprived of practice which he eventually never did.  RJ has this to say about his strategy "I never practiced still I am in the team, but everybody cannot be as lucky”  He continues in the same breath and adds” “Confidence comes from the assurance of your place in Playing XI, now I can try different things unlike others who are insecure of their place in the team”.

Md. Kaif, once the backbone of Indian Team comments "Sometimes he scores run needlessly here i don't blame him. it happens to best of usScoring runs when not required is an art not known to many, At times he takes it too far but then I can understand, young people make mistakes. This is the time senior players like us pitch in to groom the individual but seeing the pressure of performance out of him every innings he walks out to bat or bowl guy is doing really well and reminds me of my days in Indian team.

Jadeja takes this as a complement " Kaif sir has been a real influence on my style of cricket, he understands whats going in my mind. If a player of his caliber has this to say about me i know i am doing something right"

Jadeja has been a revolution on field as well.  In a team where fielders like Raina, Kohli & Rohit sharma are doing nothing extra, Jadeja comes as a fresh air. His moves on field make all the fielders look stupid. Last heard Raina is in Awe of him, Kohli being a proactive soul has even joined special classes of Mr. Jadeja where in he will get a package which includes Classics from his stable - Art of Running between the wickets and How to Play under pressure situations.

Saba Karim (Whom Jadeja rates as his first guru) world class wicketkeeper-batsman and now a famous critic  has this to say “I am a firm believer of Jadeja’s skill, I have been there and done it. Jadeja has the potential to go beyond even my records” Performing Consistently knowing there are better player on the bench is not an easy job, Adds Saba Karim.

For his dream run in the ongoing ODI series RJ gives credit to IPL-3, “The break made me a better man, now I don’t boast of my skills(IPL 3-Bargain for Talent) and practice Yoga instead” RJ goes one step further promoting Yoga “ It has helped me remain on ground and taught me to avoid distractions at a time when whole Nation is behind me, cheering me”
   
Critics are still divided that some high placed relative or recommendation from a foreign hand (read Shane Warne) has cemented his place, but RJ refutes all such claims and hails only & Only his Luck plus the Blessings of BABA shrikanth. This is normal in our country "ugte suraj ko to har koi salam thokta hai" chuckles Jadeja and signs out with a promise of playing more knocks of national importance.


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Youngistan Ka WOW !!!




Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam once said,” If India is to become developed by 2020, it will do so only by riding on the shoulders of the young


This post started on 15th August and might end on 17th :) 
I have tried to put forward some of the young talents of India from different Genre, who i think can bring laurels to our country in immediate future. 
Saina is one of those i have not included in the list. I am waiting for CWG, where she will TOP the list and deserve one big blog  :) 
And this entry is highly influenced with my hobbies: Cricket & Indian Film Industry






Suresh Raina
He is the only good thing happened to Indian Team when Guru Greg was in charge. May be his sheer luck or the performance (i don't know) has bought this young gun on a platform where he has conquered more than he would have ever hoped of. He has grabbed the opportunity with both hands unlike other young players. Centuries in all version of games, Century on a Debut Test(in a difficult situation), barging in to see India win the Final Test & the Series.Agile on field plus the edge he gives with his bowling is no less. Hope to see more winning knocks from Raina.
He has the Talent, will & of course the spirit to remain ahead until he too let it blow away like yuvi did( hope he has learnt the lesson, waiting for him to see blasting attacks).


P.S.- Vulnerability lies in short ball & sometimes the temperament. Wish him Success and to be very Honest Suresh Raina is one big pillar if India has to win the World Cup'11.




Amit Trivedi
Aamir, Iktara(Wake Up Sid), "Gal mitthi mitthi bol (Aisha), Udaan And DEV Ds. In case you have listened any of the Song/Album, you know what i am talking about. If Amit was lucky to get Aamir, he sure has hit Jackpot with "Emotional Atyachar"(both vesrions) and Iktara. He might be on the wrong side of 30 but damn who cares. He brings out a new genre or a mixed one to the Movies which till now was untapped or may be not heard of much.
Working at a time when ARR is at his best might be an inroad to his fame but well if he continues to give us gems like Iktara & DevD or even Aisha, he might achieve the spot where he really belongs.
We wish that this was not a flash in pan and he will go a long way to enthrall us with his beautiful yet striking compositions.



Sachin Pilot 
I believe in next 5 years we might see a list of young MPs in our Lok-Sabha. And my personal favorite out of all is Sachin Pilot. At 26 years of age, he became the youngest Member of the Parliament in the CountryAnd has shown maturity since then. As an MBA graduate from Wharton Business School, the new Minister of State for IT and Communications shows lot of promise for the IT-ITeS industry, which is currently battling a severe slowdown. He has been brilliant in execution of Plans & Promises(which is unlike Indian politics). Ajmer being his constituency has seen growths in almost all the major sectors(railways, IT, Post office to name a few). Expectations are huge and he is living upto them atleast for now.




It is an adage " To set someone on a bigger role you need to see how well he fares on a smaller platform consistently" Sachin has done it in the past so lets just pray for his success. With him we have Young Brigade building India, And hope they also dont follow paths paved by the oldies to divide & earn. Amen!!!



Chetan Bhagat 
In a country where Pen has always been mightier than Sword, He has to come in this list. Strictly in my opinion, What Tendulkar did to Indian Cricket, CB did it for bloggers & Novelist. After 5 Point Someone & Night in Call Centre so many of us have lost the inhibition and jumped on the wagon of making writing(In cricket it was more or less Tendulkar) their only source of Income. People have come out with brilliant Web Blogs & even more interesting Novels. There were good writers available already but CB has made Art of Writing very common yet fascinating. All his works might read similar still they bring freshness in a sense/style which took all of us by surprise. His novels have been adapted for movies is another feather he can boast of & now with editorial writings he is bringing young ideas to solve trivial yet bigger problems of the country.
The New York Times called Chetan the ‘the biggest selling English language novelist in India’s history.’ Seen more as a youth icon than just an author, this IIT D/ IIMA graduate is making India read like never before. 

He quit his well paying job to become a full time writer, giving hope & assurance to many of those who wants to start something of their own or something from their hobbies instead. For me, personally he is no less than a "RockStar"




I can only wish him success and to all who have followed their Hearts to conquer their minds & pockets :)

JAI HIND :)
cheaterchinu ( its not CHINTU) :)


Thursday, July 1, 2010

Y

Trust the God, others have to answer WHY ? This word has irritated me a lot and In sales we are subjected to this word more than ever e.g.

Why sales are low?
In a written format this looks a simple & cute question, but orally it is well supported by very Strong & Ugly words. Combo becomes too hot to handle then.

Boss: Why you are in office (yes we die to stay in our office)
me(thinking): am i sitting on a Holy Grail or what.


Why are you not in Field ( hearing this i just loose the concept of "in Field" i guess kheti-badi would have been a lot better than running after customers in buses which we call as field)


me: Sir i need a holiday for just one day one beautiful day.
Boss: Why ? you have already taken so many leaves dont you remember you took 2 days off last year ?
me: ya i did i shouldn't have i will not, because "ye paap nahi, paap ka baap hai ye"

As if WHYs were not enough someone came up with Why Not...Beautiful !

me:    Sir this month we should plan for 10k(anyway it is not achievable)
Boss: Why Not 25k ? wallllaaaaahhhh
me: 2.5 times, sir are you in anyway related to sunny deol
Boss: Why(see i told you)
me: its my time now to strike...sir WHY NOT ...ahhhhh it feels awesome to say.

And now that i have tasted blood with WHY & WHY NOT i have my why's to take care of:


PASSWORDS:
These are in existence from the time of Ali-Baba. Remember "khul ja sim-sim". Possibly from the time of Ram-Rajya "lakshmanRekha"was one dramatic password in itself.


In this age, we have tried copying the same. Our passwords are also on the name of our relatives, only change being relative's list start from GF/BF and ends on that. 
I mean WHY the hell people have passwords with name of their BF/GF. Securing your better half is your kartavya but why make them chowkidar of your emails.

Some would argue that is one way to show our love, still to figure out where the love for parent was :)
ohh its respect & not love so its ok.
Thanks but no Thanks. i don't like the idea.

Try to be more innovative with the password rather limit yourself with suneeta2824 or vineet1829.Wat say !


SUCCESS SYNDROME:
You must have heard Himesh's song(even if you say no we know the truth), I am yet to meet a person who hates his music & songs. I mean this guy has passion may be with an extra dose. His songs come straight out of his heart OK his nose, whatever. For his sheer passion he should be respected & on top of it music is not bad either. Emraan hashmi's half Success goes to this guy(half goes to his lips)

But Why some of us start screwing him left & right. I guess its the Success syndrome, here we(read Indians) try to bring one down moment he achieves something Big. Himesh is an outsider for industry he made his mark and now instead of supporting him, we started finding faults which is ridiculous to say the least.

Same goes with Aishwarya Rai, i cant see bachchan with her name(first love u know :))
She has been the face of our country for sometime now, has represented India in award functions, juries where biggest of the stars were not invited. Still she has to bear the wrath of media over his dress,hair style, giggles & what not. Why? i am still clueless.
Girls can envy her, i know none of you can even come close to her when it comes to beauty. Respect could have been the answer but no Rage it is. I guess its high time we start appreciating Success. Avoid going in a stage of "Paralysis cz of Analysis". These people who have done wonders for themselves, for the country needs their due. Better Appreciate & Learn then to Criticize & fail To learn.
 
P.S. Himesss s back with Kajrare :)






BILL TIME:

The most bizarre one -

2-3 families decide to dine together. They are acting very sober & susheel. Kids are taken care of.
In short everything is going well, but God knows what happens to them, the moment bill/cheque( new thing in) comes on the table.
Everybody stands up. One hand goes in pocket second goes either to stop other from taking his wallet out or to fetch the bill (and i wonder is it a bill or a bloody lottery). Sometimes even kids joins the hoopla start fighting to fetch the Bill so that he can say "My Papa Strongest". While Papa is thinking"beta itna kyun khata hai har baar jeet jata hai aur bill mere naam ka fat jata hai"

WHY to act as Junglees ? can't we learn from our college days. The famous LOP theory. Let Other Pay was the golden rule. Hope we will learn & there would be less fights over bills.
  
You have all the right to ask WHY am i even writing, boring you with the Non-Sense :)
So i will stop here before you run for my blood.

aapka dulara
cheaterchinu

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Irony

IRONY - Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.


Learnt this word some time in 8th standard i guess, where in our English subject has a story of a Pandit who used to worship & feed a Snake but Ironically was bitten dead by the same. Really since then i have been fascinated by this word probably because of the Tragic end of the story ( i kinda liked the pandit) and may be becuase of the word bringing out the brutal reality. I tried to use this word at every chance i could have but then the fascination died a slow death. I grew up in a world where speaking English was no less than a crime so i left my desire of using the word again.


Now that i am in a world where if you can't speak English you don't Exist, so its time to fall back in love again. This post is dedicated to the word IRONIC :)


"Rangeela Rajasthan", yes they say it this way but i am yet to find any colour except for the "dirt". Irony in name itself.

Few Ironi(cities)


1. RAJASTHAN - Every day when temperature rises, we mortals cried for help. Traveling in buses gave me all more reasons to be pissed of with this place. But when i see people who have never heard of a fridge (matka is what they know exist), only option with them to wave off the heat is to wear a Pagdi & use a paper fan( AC is only something you have blabbered in angrezi). Why do they have to bear the brunt of the Nature. They are not responsible for anything IRONICALLY those who are responsible, are still sitting in comfortable ambiance and making it all more difficult for these poor guys. Just to cite an example: Bhilwara in Rajasthan is one of the biggest market for textiles, people make their livings out of the industries which need water in abundance but shockingly it gets water once in seven days and to meet ends water comes by train from Kota. What will happen to poor workers remains a cause of concern. So You can see how grave situation is and still we not to change our lifestyle. Overspending has become a habit (which are like going to bed with your lady- easy to get in but difficult to get out). Getting out of those will be a good !dea for sure because small things make big differences.

Please check - http://green.ndtv.com/ brilliant initiative by NDTV which in my opinion is The Best News Channel in India ( they wont show you Cows sucked up by Aliens & sorts) so see if we can learn & help our Enviroment. Watch it for Priyanaka & Kareena Atleast :)




2. Curious Case Of Virender Sehwag - When on song this guy can blast any attack in the cricket world. He has done it so many times for the Indian Team. In Tests his way of defence is to Attack. With excellent Hand-Eye Coordination and a superb Un-Cluttered mind ( "one can get out playing a defensive stroke as well so Risk is everywhere" - is what he has to say about his approach) He was proclaimed to be the T20 hero even before the format strike gold in India. IRONICALLY we still have to witness Veeru special in T20's. He is far from his best when it comes to a skill he has mastered. Even in IPL's where the attack is not that fierce he fails to deliver. Man who has scored fastest 250 defeating many greats, Scored fastest century & half century for India, is yet to prove his metal in T20 a format tailor made for his unique style of batting. I wish him success and when he will strike, rest assured it will be a treat for all cricketing fans around the world.



3. Socially Active - This is the best, you know what your friends bhatija is doing, even hows his boss/booze is or if he is fool enough you can gauge her GF's pics as well, can pass the links to many of your friends available at that moment of time and in this flurry you sometimes send the link back to the friends bhatija who is in no mood to see what words you have used to describe his to-be wife :) but my dear friends irony is not the social site nor the bhatija & his GF. It is the way we are treating our so called social life which ends up on a web-page, if asked we might fumble who lives in flat next door ( exceptions if the owner is b'ful chick ;)). Hopefully we will understand relationships in a better way rather wasting our time in gifting pigs/cows/cats and what not on a social site. Please try not to take The Statement " Human is a Social Animal' too seriously :)

Ironically i am very active on FB & doesn't even know all my relatives..haaaa :) so no point professing. But its always best to learn from other's mistake(italian proverb) :)




Conductor has shouted for Sindhi-Camp - my stop i.e :) so chaow for now :) have lot more to write may be in my next post :) to pakau more. Hope to listen your side of ironies as well :) would love to add it to my list

Waka Waka :)
CheaterChinu :)

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Untitled - Unedited - Draft

Arjun was never nervous before, this isn't a normal day. He is a guy who has whole lot of confidence & energy. He can shut out people with a blink of eye. But today he is feeling short of breath. In a state of mind which is not letting him decide how he should make his next move. Confusion is not his Cup of Tea. May be that is making things more difficult for him. 

Arjuna is in Love. He denied it for long, tried to take it as another crush of his. Saying goes for him, The moment a girl shows even slightest of interest in Arjun next second he has a crush on her which could last form 10 seconds to 10 days & to even 10 months as in the case of Meenakshi. They are good friends even now. Arjun shares every thing with her. What he does not realize is that she is not completely over him. She still craves for the Love of Arjun & is waiting for him to fall over again.

Today Meenkashi thinks she is fighting a lost battle and only has herself to blame. Things were looking good till she introduced Deepika to him. Yes, Arjun has fallen for the eyes, giggles & importantly it was about his Ego now. This was his weakness pretty yet simple girls with no airs around them. And when he has found one, to his ultimate surprise Deepika was not interested not because she dint like Arjun but she has seen enough of break-ups of her friends that she was least bothered about getting in a relationship. She was Single & ready to remain it that way. 

This period of wait & watch was killing Arjun, he has to find some way to let know his feelings but what if Deepika says No. He might loose her, moreover his ego would take a hit. That is Arjun very friendly with guys no airs nothing only girls brings out the worst out of  him. They all love him adore him will drool around him because of his SOH, energy or may be his Honesty then he would want all the attention and if he does not get what he demands, you are out with no news and good byes.

Same guy is failing badly with Deepika. He has decided to do it. This Sunday he will go for the kill. Meenakshi has loved the !dea for the sake of it, inside she prayed for a NO. And Arjun walks slowly but steadily towards Deepika.


Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Mushkil But Achievable


Finally we have finished the Dreaded "Month End" & what makes it bad is that it also is Quarter End and worse(ly) 31st of March happens to be Year End as well( still to figure out what DEC 31st  is all about).
Guys anyway Happy New Year :)

Topic Today might force me to Teach which absolutely is not my cup of Tea (my friends of NIT will agree), hope i will do well here :)



SCENE:
You are waiting for a Bus/Train/Air Plane and like every guy(not gay) you have started praying already no not about a safer journey but for the Next seat of yours. You have a conversation ready if it is occupied by a Pretty girl and if not you will sleep cursing your Luck, Journey, Roads, Job & what not.

Now think, God has heard all your prayers, your all bows to Temples, Mosques, Churches have been listened to. A Pretty girl is near you ,finding her seat , checks the number & checks you out in a flick. Finally willingly or unwillingly settles down. I can perceive you are trying to be as Sober as possible by not looking up to her as if you are the most shareef banda of all. You are searching your Bag, making her think you are calling somebody (which you should not cz 1 second wasted means you have wasted a lot)

Piece of Advice: 90% of the times she is not even bothered what you do. So stop searching your bag, no phony calls, no fundoo gadget time. Gear Up. Its TIME to work.



Do's:


1. Observe: First five minutes must go in observing her. You can simply rest but make sure your eyes should not. Rings in left ring finger doesn't mean Dead End. FYI, Girls are crazy about 4 things:

1. Rings 2. Bangles 3. Footwear 4.  Ear Rings. Size of all these can vary form micro to mega.
So even if they have rings in Left Ring Finger (movies..sigh!!) please don't draw conclusions.

I guess you are done with observing her bangles,rings, novels(which they always carry but never read) mobile handset(which will be checked every 1/100 seconds as if they are carrying Diamonds inside). Its your turn to start the conversation.

Dont's:


Please dont start with;

1. Where this train is going 2. where are you going 3. where am i going ;) 4. What is the Score etc etc stupid questions. She is Pretty not Preity Zinta for God's sake, is traveling in same bus and in same time zone(hopefully). Yes, may be unlike you God made her in a Good mood. To cut the story short She is not your Enquiry Counter. Shut UP.

Do's:
you can start with appreciating any of her assets (dont get me wrong here), i mean you can start with:

1. ohh good handset i just need to buy one this baby looks cool 2. Hmm this novel looks interesting 3. hey you seem to read a lot( if book seems heavy) :) etc etc 4. or an easy option "ask for some chutta" 5. Or make her think what she is doing is completely out of the world and is still Unnoticed by common race of man. e.g. (i hate to give examples) She use her Left Hand to write, swirl her hairs while reading(very common) So go on be Creative find something Please. Clock is Ticking.

Heart Breaking News:  You have just started the conversation and to your disappointment some one might come and ask you for a change of seat,  don't loose heart (Impulsive answers can break the Tempo) Relax &  Bravely ask which coach/seat ? His answer can be many but yours could only be one.
A:  ohh i am so sorry my Boss is near that seat/coach, please understand ( with a smile) i hope this will do :)

Further in next Entry. I know its Cruel but can't Help. job SUCKS!!!

Girls: Experiences are not necessarily mine. I try to Observe Well just that :)

Caution:
Ladkiyo ko to Atal Biharai ji nahi samjh paye aur Election Sonia ji se har Gye. To hum kis khet ki muli(radish) hai. Hope you got the Point :)

Thanks
CheaterChinu :)

Friday, March 5, 2010

NA-REAL


Past One month was Hectic Yet Fruitful (IITR dont think Dirty please). This month i traveled to almost every part of Rajasthan, which in itself is a commendable job credit goes to very SMALL DISTANCES :) and finally got my Territories as they say :)

This Month i also got to see two equally enthralling but different concept of Reality Show. One where India might Vote Again, No not to choose a government but to choose a Beautiful sane Girl for a Crack mind. In other, One banda tries hard(est) to Break Relationship which were smooth till the LOYALTY TEST :)

so here it goes:

1. I was LUCKY enough to catch an Episode of FAMOUS reality show - Rahul Dulhaniya Le Jayenge (RDLJ) I mean it was hilarious. 6 (Very) Beautiful girls are dying to marry a Guy, Who was/IS a Druggist, Divorced, already caught on camera giving Massages to Girl and Flirting with another. So this guy who is going Bald, is on the wronger side of 30, and Laughs like somebody has just fallen on his back is being Seduced by 6 Hot Bodies. This was really going over the head. In this Beautiful Episode, Rahul ji Visited Punjab & people came in frenzy as if Rahul Gandhi has come to meet another Dalit but alas this was Rahul Mahajan who like always Talked Bull Shit (aaj to mein DABA kar khaunga, aap logo ke pyar ne hi mera pet bhat diya ba muh kaise bahrega), Ate like a Pig, Gave Answers like he is the King( i know with 6 of them he might be feeling like one) of this world and yet ended up  a CHARMER . JUSTIFIED :)

P.S. - one INTELLIGENT & UNLUCKY Lady was sent back because Mr. Mahajan thought she was Late in Expressing her feeling for him. hmmmmm Tough Luck Lady, may be a  Massage Session would have helped.

















2. Another byte of REALity show: Emotional Atyachar

Concept: It is Simple, Find one psycho BF/GF who does not TRUST their partners and agrees for a LOYALTY TEST ( guy is creative no doubts about that ). But to your bewilderment, All of the couples are either ASPIRING models or ASPIRING actors(may be this serves the reason of success). Gadgets used are none less than James Bond flick, you may die laughing or crying over the episodes.

Host name in itself is very Ironic, Name is Angad. I mean there was one Angad who did everything to let Rama & Sita meet. But this guys tries everything to break one relationship then calls it Loud., You have FAILED the LOYALTY TEST. 

In this episode he did the unimaginable, One psycho BF had some issues with her GF, asked the Emotional Atyachar team to conduct the LOYALTY TEST(LT), which his GF passed. Disappointed Team Barred their Guns on BF himself, they caught him flirting with some crew member, zoom went the LT guy failed, relation failed but YES our Angad won again :)

All in All you can enjoy the Real Test this season, its all happening in your own home on your own TV, Go watch it, curse it if you can please Avoid it :)

Hope to have more of REALITY SHOWS forcing us for SACH KA SAMNA as in what people are doing in despair conditions may be to prove, we might look like one BIG BOOGIE WOOGIE country but this Nation is more than SPLITSVILLA and Truth is we are still the BIG BOSS  ready for any MAHASANGRAM just in case i forget INDIA HAS GOT TALENT . So DANCE INDIA DANCE :)


Next Blog on:

Do's/Dont's when a Pretty thing is around :) 
                or 
Iconic Brands of Automobile :)

Learning of Sales :) hope it will be of some help :)

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Aapka Shubhchintak
Cheaterchinu