Happy Diwali to everybody :)
long time ( to be precise 30 days) i wrote an entry and the days gone by were some days to remember...being in a sales oriented company you are just worried for figures, and when it comes to Automobile industry then things become difficult cz now worries are three times more.
First one is obviously the SALES figure ( no. of bikes sold i.e.)
Second one the CC of the bikes launched ( 100 cc, 150 cc etc.)
last but not the least in any measure of mankind is the FIGURE of a woman ;) my god it has been long i watched a beautiful one ( i know it is kinda sadistic but be in my shoes & you will realize how genrous i am)
De Dhana Dhan-teras
past few weeks we were busy for the festival of Dhan Teras (Auspicious day for Hindus to buy things) and kasam khuda ki i have never seen such noise in one dealership. People booked their bikes well in advance ( more than a month before) and then there were some who entered with Personal Pandits to ensure a perfect Muhurat ( dont know how it helps).
ya how can i forget one customer who was with again his personal Mechanic, wanted to buy a self start but WHOA !!!! this mechanic gave us the most Unusual reason of not to buy... arre saaab ye mein laga dega aapki bike mein...bas tar hi to jodna hota hai Kick se 500 mei ho jayega..bach gye na hazaar ( Enginnering of which i left on him to explain) somehow we managed to win over his stupidity ( may be it was my best muhurat to sell )
Gave my first Corporate presentation was screwed, raped etc in left , right & centre. That was one experience i never had before. People shouting at lonely Person standing in front with a face which said nothing but WTF ?? God pls make me Invisible just for these 30 seconds. sometimes upar wala bhi nahi bachata ( as you might have seen in Havell's TVC )
Bombay/Mumbai ( if RAJ JI is reading) Yatra:
I grew up fighting for my Delhi against all Marathi Manu ( Raj thakrey Ji Zindabad ). This time i was there for revenge. Counting all the negative points and making my friends realize they are living in nest and paying for MAHALs ( one of my very very dear friend is paying 26000 for one BHK and on top of it he is a baniya...my Sympathies to him ). still all of it had its + points. Balconies and Bedroom are attached ;) giving a clear view of all the happenings inside ( btw i dint have the opportunity to give you the proof & description somehow my friend managed it everytime he was alone in room...Lucky Him !!! )
With Blessings of my Friends i was able to make one of my wish come true i.e. to enter the very Famous HARD ROCK CAFE.
The day was awesome and Night made me think is it the same Planet Earth??? Yes it was. The girls who were not even half as pretty as delhi girls were wearing Less than half the clothes our beautiful Delhi girl wear. I know Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder but why to make him blind with Skin Show if you are not beautiful enough ( may be it was their tactic to patao guys and a drink ). For me beauty lies in eyes of the lady, which makes her sexy more than her figure does (aisa mein nhi Sochta tha ;) )
Hard Rock Cafe rules !!!! especially for Guys :)
Diwali was fun as usual. My " Say No To Crackers " kasam worked this time as well :) so i am happy & content with my way of celebration with pooja, mithai & some help to social cause (Thanks to God).
Extras:
IPL Teams bowing out of Champions league ( i dont know how many of you are following it).
Elections in Maharashtra, Haryana & Arunachal Pradesh ( finally seeing a good turnout - all the monkeys electing a Donkey )
Chinese making noises about the things they should not ( yellow Yellow Dirty Fellow)
President Obama wining Noble Peace Prize ( which his idol M.K.Gandhi Never won)
Movie Blue gave Blues to all bechari Janta. ( Khiladi doing Bandar Khel)
Britney Spears was voted as the most Sexiest Mother in hollywood. ( No Comments )
Endless Blasts in Pakistan ( tasting their own medicine)
Sach Ka Samna - i being the contestant and My Girl friend the Quiz Master (NORMAL)
Sibal ji going fast on education improvement ( wish him Success)
BIG BOSS 3 is on AIR with Sherlyn showing everything she can ( another Rakhi Sawant in making...GOSH!!!!!!!)
And some scientist in USA prooved Alcohol raises your SEXual abilities !!!! may be his personal liking ;)
so Happy, Responsible & SAFE Drinking to all of you :)
Cheers !!!!
Yours Non Sensically
CheaterChinu :)
