BALLS

The topic seems ugly may be my inability to find a better & justifiable name for this Post, yes it could have been The 3 Incidence of my Month but it sounds too copied ;)

You  might have already guessed this one involves 3 stories so without wasting time i start. Read it till end pls:

SCENE 1: I was busy talking to my friend over phone (balcony of our ghar), about all the non sense. we were analyzing how he does not have any tensions in life nothing to worry about. Later he told me that now he has one tension i.e. why the Fish...he has no tensions at all :) strange :) between our all important talk came two boys in front of the balcony and asked rather shouted:  Bhaiyya aapke pass Balls hai, i was dumbfounded for a second.. WTF why this 100 kg bacha is intruding my Privacy. Shell shocked i replied Beta kya bol rhe ho (as if i dint hear the ugly Shout) in turn he raised his volume like i am fucking deaf...Balls hai aapke pass...im sure the CRY would have listened by all the Flat walas & lot many would have came out with theirs ( if any)...this  triggered my filmy brain. What if he asks me to jump off the balcony to show my stuff but then in this episode i almost forgot that i live on ground floor so thats out of question. Next thing possible was may be i teased his sister sometime in college when he was just a baby but now an OX is up for revenge(Zinda Movie types) Yes both of them looked half of my age also double my weight..I feel threatened and was about to Kick their asses. Moment i got ready one of them quickly said Bhaiyya cricket ki ball chaiye..ok That saved them otherwise they were gone cases ;) so this was about one BALL :) ya they left me stunned by saying bhaiyya sath mei khelnege BALLS se :) zooooomed they go waving me as if they won some task.

SCENE 2: My roomie(PP) was on his way to office chewing bubble gum and to his very bad luck he spit it out open in the locality, little he knew that he was watched by sharp eyes of one 7-8 year old. Moment he threw it out boy came shouting down...Bhaiyya how can you do it ?? this is against the locality Laws? PP stood still looked around there was No Beer Bottle, No Chick & No Chicken WTF has gone wrong...But the Boy was in no mood to Listen his side of the story and took him by his hand towards the board saying

" thukna mana hai" ..PP was shocked & almost got a mild Heart attack. As if this was nothing the Boy jumped his gun again Chocoalte dilao warna shor macha doonga.  He thought it to be a good deal. Still lot of action was left..moment PP held his hand to take him for a chocolate, His MOM shouted at Top of her Pitch...kahan le ja rahe ho mere bache ko ??  arre bhiyaa dekho kahan le ja raha hai ladke ko.That does it..he left him & ran Away saving his ass or may be more :)

SCENE3:  This time i was there with PP to witness the scene3 and the most touching one out of all. One boy aged not more than 10 came to us, asked for some money to have his dinner. Reason he cited that he was not able to sell the nada (thing which holds the salvar tight ;)) as much as he used to. So not looking much into the matter we gave him 5 rs and stood aside, and now came the BALLS, this boy comes and gives our money back saying, Itne mein kuch nahi aata dena hai to poora do warna rehne do bhooka hi so jaunga, both of us stood silent watching him go. What we did next ..i left for the readers to interpret.

Standing there I just said, Boy we are the GEN-X/Y or may be Z, we are double your age, we earn well, we watch movies on very first day, we enjoy beer every other day, Still what we dont have is BALLS to improve this situation in INDIA.

Hope somebody has it. May be YOU.

Thanks

Yours Emotionally & Non-Sensically

CheaterChinu

Akele Hum Kuch Bhi Nahi

This TVC of Airtel has already made enough noises to make us realize how small world is with all of our dear one's just a Call away to share best & the worst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvsZLP7lExQ

e.g, Last Night i was standing at a newly built Bus Stop & as usual over heard ( habits are like BED easy to get in but very hard to get out) the conversation of one rikshaw driver ( yes he had a phone but no place to sleep)

Rickshaw Puller: haan ramdev ji ( name was enough to instill fear in me & i just hoped he is not doing yet anotherYoga Asan on bench lying flat taking instruction over phone) kaise hai ??

yahn sab kushal mangal hai aap bataye :) obviously not BABA ramdev replied from the other end

RP: yahn bhi sab thk....sarkar kaafi kaam kar rhi hai hum logo ke liye...Naya bus station(stand he means) banaya hai..to hum shift kar gye hai..foothpath par nhi ab bus station mei hi soyenge.

That filled my heart with unknown Emotions, i stood there & waited to see how people accommodated themselves under small Bus stand. In seconds there were 13 people sleeping where even 10 of us find  hard  to stand. Kudos to them & to the GOVERNMENT of course.


London Dreams:  Yet another film supporting the "Title of the Blog" in its own way. Story of two Best friends Arjun (Ajay Devgn) & Manu (Salman Khan)  involving the turn around when THE DREAM of Arjun comes True for Manu who never wanted it. Watch it for the Duo Salman & Ajay who are back on screen together after 11 years. To see how differences seems small when you have friends with Heart of Gold.

2 STATES:  Yes you know it already, The Cult - Man is back and needless to say with a Bang. Novel from Chetan Bhagat is awesome in every way.

Soul of the book is sweet which again gives us reasons to "Break the Boundaries" 
(dont get me wrong i am not recommending Airtel to anyone pls ) set by our own purvajs  for the reasons best known to them. So do what your Hearts feel is good if it serves the sanity of the natural system. A great novel to learn what LOVE can do to you. Happy Reading :)


Living alone is my worst nightmare of all ( ya i have many) and Bye God im living it. hope all of you live with your loved ones to celebrate your Success and Share your Sorrows.

Now moving awat from the topic a bit to tell you a story we have in sales:

There is a village where the avg Age is 180 !!! yes u read it write & yours truly has written it correct. They are LAMAs & in very first year of  his life lamas are taught to live 200 years. Making 110 as Middle age. we mortals have a mindset of 80. 40 becomes the middle age & one bechara dies at 70.

Moral of the story:  You become what you think...you achieve what you desire. Set Your Targets High and i wish you achieve them well :)

Waiting for my Convocation @IIT Roorkee, where i wont be alone for sure and would be able to meet friends :) Kyunki as mr. PS says Akele Koi Kuch Bhi Nahi ;)

Soon i will try to write on general things as such :) not my aapbeeti much :)


Thanks for reading the posts & Comments for Improvement :)
CheaterChinu :)