Why sales are low?
In a written format this looks a simple & cute question, but orally it is well supported by very Strong & Ugly words. Combo becomes too hot to handle then.
Boss: Why you are in office (yes we die to stay in our office)
me(thinking): am i sitting on a Holy Grail or what.
Why are you not in Field ( hearing this i just loose the concept of "in Field" i guess kheti-badi would have been a lot better than running after customers in buses which we call as field)
me: Sir i need a holiday for just one day one beautiful day.
Boss: Why ? you have already taken so many leaves dont you remember you took 2 days off last year ?
me: ya i did i shouldn't have i will not, because "ye paap nahi, paap ka baap hai ye"
As if WHYs were not enough someone came up with Why Not...Beautiful !
me: Sir this month we should plan for 10k(anyway it is not achievable)
Boss: Why Not 25k ? wallllaaaaahhhh
me: 2.5 times, sir are you in anyway related to sunny deol
Boss: Why(see i told you)
me: its my time now to strike...sir WHY NOT ...ahhhhh it feels awesome to say.
And now that i have tasted blood with WHY & WHY NOT i have my why's to take care of:
PASSWORDS:
These are in existence from the time of Ali-Baba. Remember "khul ja sim-sim". Possibly from the time of Ram-Rajya "lakshmanRekha"was one dramatic password in itself.
In this age, we have tried copying the same. Our passwords are also on the name of our relatives, only change being relative's list start from GF/BF and ends on that.
I mean WHY the hell people have passwords with name of their BF/GF. Securing your better half is your kartavya but why make them chowkidar of your emails.
Some would argue that is one way to show our love, still to figure out where the love for parent was :)
ohh its respect & not love so its ok.
Thanks but no Thanks. i don't like the idea.
SUCCESS SYNDROME:
You must have heard Himesh's song(even if you say no we know the truth), I am yet to meet a person who hates his music & songs. I mean this guy has passion may be with an extra dose. His songs come straight out of his heart OK his nose, whatever. For his sheer passion he should be respected & on top of it music is not bad either. Emraan hashmi's half Success goes to this guy(half goes to his lips)
But Why some of us start screwing him left & right. I guess its the Success syndrome, here we(read Indians) try to bring one down moment he achieves something Big. Himesh is an outsider for industry he made his mark and now instead of supporting him, we started finding faults which is ridiculous to say the least.
Same goes with Aishwarya Rai, i cant see bachchan with her name(first love u know :))
She has been the face of our country for sometime now, has represented India in award functions, juries where biggest of the stars were not invited. Still she has to bear the wrath of media over his dress,hair style, giggles & what not. Why? i am still clueless.
Girls can envy her, i know none of you can even come close to her when it comes to beauty. Respect could have been the answer but no Rage it is. I guess its high time we start appreciating Success. Avoid going in a stage of "Paralysis cz of Analysis". These people who have done wonders for themselves, for the country needs their due. Better Appreciate & Learn then to Criticize & fail To learn.P.S. Himesss s back with Kajrare :)
BILL TIME:
The most bizarre one -
2-3 families decide to dine together. They are acting very sober & susheel. Kids are taken care of.
In short everything is going well, but God knows what happens to them, the moment bill/cheque( new thing in) comes on the table.
Everybody stands up. One hand goes in pocket second goes either to stop other from taking his wallet out or to fetch the bill (and i wonder is it a bill or a bloody lottery). Sometimes even kids joins the hoopla start fighting to fetch the Bill so that he can say "My Papa Strongest". While Papa is thinking"beta itna kyun khata hai har baar jeet jata hai aur bill mere naam ka fat jata hai"
WHY to act as Junglees ? can't we learn from our college days. The famous LOP theory. Let Other Pay was the golden rule. Hope we will learn & there would be less fights over bills.
You have all the right to ask WHY am i even writing, boring you with the Non-Sense :)
So i will stop here before you run for my blood.
aapka dulara
cheaterchinu
