BALLS

The topic seems ugly may be my inability to find a better & justifiable name for this Post, yes it could have been The 3 Incidence of my Month but it sounds too copied ;)

You  might have already guessed this one involves 3 stories so without wasting time i start. Read it till end pls:

SCENE 1: I was busy talking to my friend over phone (balcony of our ghar), about all the non sense. we were analyzing how he does not have any tensions in life nothing to worry about. Later he told me that now he has one tension i.e. why the Fish...he has no tensions at all :) strange :) between our all important talk came two boys in front of the balcony and asked rather shouted:  Bhaiyya aapke pass Balls hai, i was dumbfounded for a second.. WTF why this 100 kg bacha is intruding my Privacy. Shell shocked i replied Beta kya bol rhe ho (as if i dint hear the ugly Shout) in turn he raised his volume like i am fucking deaf...Balls hai aapke pass...im sure the CRY would have listened by all the Flat walas & lot many would have came out with theirs ( if any)...this  triggered my filmy brain. What if he asks me to jump off the balcony to show my stuff but then in this episode i almost forgot that i live on ground floor so thats out of question. Next thing possible was may be i teased his sister sometime in college when he was just a baby but now an OX is up for revenge(Zinda Movie types) Yes both of them looked half of my age also double my weight..I feel threatened and was about to Kick their asses. Moment i got ready one of them quickly said Bhaiyya cricket ki ball chaiye..ok That saved them otherwise they were gone cases ;) so this was about one BALL :) ya they left me stunned by saying bhaiyya sath mei khelnege BALLS se :) zooooomed they go waving me as if they won some task.

SCENE 2: My roomie(PP) was on his way to office chewing bubble gum and to his very bad luck he spit it out open in the locality, little he knew that he was watched by sharp eyes of one 7-8 year old. Moment he threw it out boy came shouting down...Bhaiyya how can you do it ?? this is against the locality Laws? PP stood still looked around there was No Beer Bottle, No Chick & No Chicken WTF has gone wrong...But the Boy was in no mood to Listen his side of the story and took him by his hand towards the board saying

" thukna mana hai" ..PP was shocked & almost got a mild Heart attack. As if this was nothing the Boy jumped his gun again Chocoalte dilao warna shor macha doonga.  He thought it to be a good deal. Still lot of action was left..moment PP held his hand to take him for a chocolate, His MOM shouted at Top of her Pitch...kahan le ja rahe ho mere bache ko ??  arre bhiyaa dekho kahan le ja raha hai ladke ko.That does it..he left him & ran Away saving his ass or may be more :)

SCENE3:  This time i was there with PP to witness the scene3 and the most touching one out of all. One boy aged not more than 10 came to us, asked for some money to have his dinner. Reason he cited that he was not able to sell the nada (thing which holds the salvar tight ;)) as much as he used to. So not looking much into the matter we gave him 5 rs and stood aside, and now came the BALLS, this boy comes and gives our money back saying, Itne mein kuch nahi aata dena hai to poora do warna rehne do bhooka hi so jaunga, both of us stood silent watching him go. What we did next ..i left for the readers to interpret.

Standing there I just said, Boy we are the GEN-X/Y or may be Z, we are double your age, we earn well, we watch movies on very first day, we enjoy beer every other day, Still what we dont have is BALLS to improve this situation in INDIA.

Hope somebody has it. May be YOU.

Thanks

Yours Emotionally & Non-Sensically

CheaterChinu

Akele Hum Kuch Bhi Nahi

This TVC of Airtel has already made enough noises to make us realize how small world is with all of our dear one's just a Call away to share best & the worst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvsZLP7lExQ

e.g, Last Night i was standing at a newly built Bus Stop & as usual over heard ( habits are like BED easy to get in but very hard to get out) the conversation of one rikshaw driver ( yes he had a phone but no place to sleep)

Rickshaw Puller: haan ramdev ji ( name was enough to instill fear in me & i just hoped he is not doing yet anotherYoga Asan on bench lying flat taking instruction over phone) kaise hai ??

yahn sab kushal mangal hai aap bataye :) obviously not BABA ramdev replied from the other end

RP: yahn bhi sab thk....sarkar kaafi kaam kar rhi hai hum logo ke liye...Naya bus station(stand he means) banaya hai..to hum shift kar gye hai..foothpath par nhi ab bus station mei hi soyenge.

That filled my heart with unknown Emotions, i stood there & waited to see how people accommodated themselves under small Bus stand. In seconds there were 13 people sleeping where even 10 of us find  hard  to stand. Kudos to them & to the GOVERNMENT of course.


London Dreams:  Yet another film supporting the "Title of the Blog" in its own way. Story of two Best friends Arjun (Ajay Devgn) & Manu (Salman Khan)  involving the turn around when THE DREAM of Arjun comes True for Manu who never wanted it. Watch it for the Duo Salman & Ajay who are back on screen together after 11 years. To see how differences seems small when you have friends with Heart of Gold.

2 STATES:  Yes you know it already, The Cult - Man is back and needless to say with a Bang. Novel from Chetan Bhagat is awesome in every way.

Soul of the book is sweet which again gives us reasons to "Break the Boundaries" 
(dont get me wrong i am not recommending Airtel to anyone pls ) set by our own purvajs  for the reasons best known to them. So do what your Hearts feel is good if it serves the sanity of the natural system. A great novel to learn what LOVE can do to you. Happy Reading :)


Living alone is my worst nightmare of all ( ya i have many) and Bye God im living it. hope all of you live with your loved ones to celebrate your Success and Share your Sorrows.

Now moving awat from the topic a bit to tell you a story we have in sales:

There is a village where the avg Age is 180 !!! yes u read it write & yours truly has written it correct. They are LAMAs & in very first year of  his life lamas are taught to live 200 years. Making 110 as Middle age. we mortals have a mindset of 80. 40 becomes the middle age & one bechara dies at 70.

Moral of the story:  You become what you think...you achieve what you desire. Set Your Targets High and i wish you achieve them well :)

Waiting for my Convocation @IIT Roorkee, where i wont be alone for sure and would be able to meet friends :) Kyunki as mr. PS says Akele Koi Kuch Bhi Nahi ;)

Soon i will try to write on general things as such :) not my aapbeeti much :)


Thanks for reading the posts & Comments for Improvement :)
CheaterChinu :)

Figure, Facts & Fuc(ha)k !!!

Happy Diwali to everybody :)


long time ( to be precise 30 days) i wrote an entry and the days gone by were some days to remember...being in a sales oriented company you are just worried for figures, and when it comes to Automobile industry then things become difficult cz now worries are three times more.

First one is obviously the SALES figure ( no. of bikes sold i.e.)

Second one the CC of the bikes launched ( 100 cc, 150 cc etc.)

last but not the least in any measure of mankind is the FIGURE of a woman ;) my god it has been long i watched a beautiful one ( i know it is  kinda sadistic but be in my shoes & you will realize how genrous i am)

De Dhana Dhan-teras
 
past few weeks we were busy for the festival of Dhan Teras (Auspicious day for Hindus to buy things) and kasam khuda ki  i have never seen such noise in one dealership. People booked their bikes well in advance ( more than a month before) and then there were some who entered with Personal Pandits to ensure a perfect Muhurat ( dont know how it helps).

ya how can i forget one customer who was with again his personal Mechanic, wanted to buy a self start but WHOA !!!! this mechanic gave us the most Unusual reason of not to buy... arre saaab ye mein laga dega aapki bike mein...bas tar hi to jodna hota hai Kick se 500 mei ho jayega..bach gye na hazaar ( Enginnering of which i left on him to explain) somehow we managed to win over his stupidity ( may be it was my best muhurat to sell )

Gave my first Corporate presentation was screwed, raped etc in left , right & centre. That was one experience i never had before. People shouting at lonely Person standing in front with a face which said nothing but WTF ?? God pls make me Invisible just for these 30 seconds. sometimes upar wala bhi nahi bachata ( as you might have seen in Havell's TVC )


Bombay/Mumbai ( if RAJ JI is reading) Yatra:

I grew up fighting for my Delhi against all Marathi Manu ( Raj thakrey Ji Zindabad ). This time i was there for revenge. Counting all the negative points and making my friends realize they are living in nest and paying for MAHALs ( one of my very very dear friend is paying 26000 for one BHK and on top of it he is a baniya...my Sympathies to him ). still all of it had its + points. Balconies and Bedroom are attached ;) giving a clear view of all the happenings inside ( btw i dint have the opportunity to give you the proof & description  somehow my friend managed it everytime he was alone in room...Lucky Him !!! )


With Blessings of my Friends i was able to make one of my wish come true i.e. to enter the very Famous HARD ROCK CAFE.

The day was awesome and Night made me think is it the same Planet Earth??? Yes it was. The girls who were not even half as pretty as delhi girls were wearing Less than half the clothes our beautiful Delhi girl wear. I know Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder but why to make him blind with Skin Show if you are not beautiful enough ( may be it was their tactic to patao guys and a drink ). For me beauty lies in eyes of the lady, which makes her sexy more than her figure does (aisa mein nhi Sochta tha ;) )
Hard Rock Cafe rules !!!! especially for Guys :)


Diwali was fun as usual. My " Say No To Crackers " kasam  worked this time as well :) so i am happy & content with my way of celebration with pooja, mithai & some help to social cause (Thanks to God).

Extras:

 IPL Teams bowing out of Champions league ( i dont know how many of you are following it).

Elections in Maharashtra, Haryana & Arunachal Pradesh ( finally seeing a good turnout - all the monkeys electing a Donkey )

Chinese making noises about the things they should not ( yellow Yellow Dirty Fellow)

President Obama wining Noble Peace Prize ( which his idol M.K.Gandhi Never won)

Movie Blue gave Blues to all bechari Janta. ( Khiladi doing Bandar Khel)

Britney Spears was voted as the most Sexiest Mother in hollywood. ( No Comments )

Endless Blasts in Pakistan ( tasting their own medicine)

Sach Ka Samna - i being the contestant and My Girl friend the Quiz Master (NORMAL)

Sibal ji going fast on education improvement ( wish him Success)

BIG BOSS 3 is on AIR with Sherlyn showing everything she can ( another Rakhi Sawant in making...GOSH!!!!!!!)

And some scientist in USA prooved Alcohol raises your SEXual abilities !!!! may be his personal liking ;)

so Happy, Responsible & SAFE Drinking to all of you :)
Cheers !!!!



Yours Non Sensically
CheaterChinu :)

Ye Dil WANTED More

1 baar jo meine Commitment kar di phir to mein Khud ki bhi nahi Sunta

this dialogue of Film WANTED has proved what Salman can do when he gets seriously mad, flick took me by storm of surprise. If you think above mentioned is the only Strong dialogue of the film....WRONG!!!

Read on for more

i wont cry foul if he gets nominated for this year's Best Actor list...and chances are he might win the trophy. Movie is so amazingly made that it will tickle every funny bone of yours. Wanted has everything a filmy buff would love to see in a movie. Comedy (you will die laughing with the scenes, watch out for the villian Prakash Raj, he is superb), Romance(Ayesha is sexy as ever).

ACTION-this needs special mention, i was eagerly waiting to see some heartracing Action for long i.e. after Ghajini. Remember how Salman was making noises during Ghajini to wait for his Wanted ( he has done every justce to his claims). This Role was cut-made-pasted for Salman Khan, and he left no stone unturned & in process gave his best shot after a long time.

All in All, Its a Total paisa Vasool fultoo entertainment in Biggest of the Package.

Was never a big fan of Salman Khan - The Actor, Yes as a person i love him. But this movie has proved me wrong, his timing was soamazing in every scene that you might fall of your chair. Also, every actor in this film has done his bit brilliantly becuase of which Prabhudeva's Debut as a director in Indian Film Industry ( i hate the term Bollywood, its not ours...can never be) will  be remembered for a long a time.

And for All you Big fans of Salman Khan, he has written one song, has given his voice and composed music for the same. Cheers!!!!!!!!

Some of the dialogues one will Love to hear in Sallu's Style:

"Apne apne funde hote hai....mei Aurto aur Bacho ko nahi marta"

"Suar hamesha group mei Shikar karta hai aur Sher Akele"

"Beta ye Gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai to 1 dost aur bana le Kandha dene ke kaam aayega"

Mein Bas 1 bhai ke liye kaam karta hun...Money Bhai, Paisa de mein ise bhi thok sakta hun

Last but not least by any dimesions :)

"Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega , ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi, Tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi"

Awesomeeee !!!!

Long live Salman. The man is BACK :)

Aapke comments ka Darshanabhilashi ;)

CheaterChinu :)

The God

"Commit all your crimes when Sachin is batting; for they will go unnoticed because even the lord is watching".

This and many more adages will live for many years to come. Here we have a cricketer who will remain a mystery becuase of his sheer commitment towards the Game.


What kills you off  is the attitude and passion this man carries, he has already done it all in Cricket. Still  he is one player about whom none have heard any ill thing ( leave apart those rubbish comments of Gilchrist, which he immediately took back for the right). I mean for 2 long Decades a guy 5 feet and some inches is busy breaking records(some even say before he leaves the dressing room, there is a record in making ) without getting into controversies watsoever ( ball tempering allegation was no less than a SIN ).

Inspite of the Record of number of records, Sachin has to prove himself in every circumstances, in every series and in every damn match. Critics might say records are nothing without results, But try to match his position, when he single handedly won matches for his country ( we have seen team tumbling after his dismissal like pack of cards) may be he is right when he said "This is the best Indian team he has played for". Only reason being with so many match winners in side he can play his own natural game which is FLAWLESS ( remember how he literally cut out the cover drive during his Double century against mighty Aussies).

For me and many others he is the Best Player and will always be. Majorly because of the player he is and no less for the kind of person Sachin is.


There is no Non Sense in this entry cz this was about The God of Our Religion ( Cricket i.e.)

Just for the Critics:

In all, Tendulkar has scored 1833 runs in finals, which is easily the highest - Sanath Jayasuriya is next with 1613. Tendulkar also ranks very high in terms of all-time averages in finals: among those who've scored at least 500 runs in finals, only three have a higher average. One of them is India's current coach, Gary Kirsten - in 20 innings, he scored 1019 runs at an excellent average of 69.73. Tendulkar's stats are very similar to those of Viv Richards, who averaged 55.73 at a strike rate of 84.78 in 17 finals. Brian Lara on the other hand, has struggled in finals, averaging only 28.16, more than 12 runs below his career average. His one century and two fifties all came in his first four innings; in his last 14 finals, his highest score was 35.

@yaseer hameed

"Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job."

What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially for Sachin

"To Sachin, the man we all want to be"

BBC on Sachin

“Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their lives "

Mark Taylor "We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin" -

Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)

@M. L. Jaisimha:

"The more I see of him the more confused I'm getting to which is his best knock."

@McGrath

"The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility - all make for a one-in-a-billion individual,"

Andy Flower:

There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the others

 

 

Peter Rebouck - aussie journalist

On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations. The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century. This Genius can stop time in India!!

   

 

Que: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?

Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching Amitabh Bachhan. Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a grab of the GENIUS!!

This was a THANKS  for all the moments he gave me to cheer about :). Entry is not much of my own but a compilation of  about what a sportsman he is.

Thanks

Cheaterchinu :)

Sexy Sad Ratios

There are times when you are sitting idle and suddenly something strikes...Hell is this true ? Same happened to me yesterday, i was travelling on bike my mind wandering around in past, thinking about Life as a whole. What i have been through? What Future holds for me?etc etc. In the mean time the realization damn how good was i with numbers,  i used to remeber car not by their names but by their numbers. As in Car with no. DL 3CK 8757 is Maruti Suzuki, again i never forgot a phone no. if i dial it once somethings of these sorts made me confident. But i never thought same thing i love so much will be so cruel to me.

How..will be your question? so read on for the answer

somehow i progressed in life went to the best colleges of my country but for all these achievements i had to pay a heavy price, this all snatched away the pleasure of knowing the Fairer Sex better, Seriously With MBA comes Data Mining ability hence i realized higher the education higher the M:F ratio. Sadly i am bearing most of the brunt.

 In school situation was very cool, Firstly i was not interested in girls (dont derive conclusions, i hated them becuase they studied like hell ) and when i grew up, numbers were equal ( in these kind of situations fight is for the Best)  in short, School was the Best time.

Then the college and as the saying goes Beauty with Brains is a rare species (holds true for girls only), so in an engg college (Bhopal it was, after staying in delhi for 18 years anything other than Metro sounds as Village, which bhopal is not of course) the ratio rose like anything. Worst sufferers were the Mechanical guys (only 3 girls in the whole class of 80 students). Condition was better in ECE, CS, IT & Electrical. 

Architecture was far ahead in this regard(both Quality & Quantity were maintained unlike above mentioned branches). Yes the coveted Ratio was around 5 or less.

Then like every Engineer (cz it is better to know things which you are not good at , for me engg was one),  i thought of MBA  just because of the environment, salary and of course Girls drooling around ( thats wat we heard from our seniors), same hostels, night outs and lot other stuff.

Cleared Jmet, joined IIT Roorkee (Roorkee is a village in every sense) here Hostels of   boys and girls (exceptions are always there) are kilometers apart with a strict IN time (for girls) of 10 p.m. Things were worse when compared to NITs, i know getting into IIT is tough still!! :( Anyway the ratio almost got doubled 10 it was. Here i got the Tag of  Love Guru reason of which remains a mystery for me ;) 

Now came the placement time, with it my Dream company (Bajaj Auto).  First thing they made clean & clear, "Nature of Job wont require Girl's candidate". With a heavy heart i sat for the interviews. Cleared it with God's Blessings and Friend's help.It was painful to leave roorkee cz knowing my Track record i was sure Bad things are awaiting. Location was Pune(Man i was on happy, City of youth and what not) par wo kehte hai na honi ko kaun tal sakta hai.

Our hostel was in the remotest part of Pune and Bad luck doesnt end here...it was a Manufacturing Plant. Dont ask me about the ratio :( now i am writing a blog cant hide it....ratio is almost 1000. YES!!!!! it can be less but no less than a 800. Why it happened to me i still dont know, they say Bad Karma brings Bad Luck, this for sure is far bigger than that. I was forced to think, possibly i was Hitler in my previous birth or even bad.

anyway the ordeal is over now i am quite happy with the way i managed  even in bad times ;)more importantly at present things are very sound and sweet.

i think many (i see most the followers are guys) of you might have faced the same situation in your life as well. hope to hear from you guys...especially the one's who managed a good show even in adversity ;)


Will End the post with a message :  

 

Save Girl Child 

The Girl to boy ratio in India is dropping very Fast. Save them.

Jawahar Lal Nehru Only had a Girl Child...Indira Gandhi.




hmmmm ya entry looks a bit non sensic...Cool :)

Aapka
Cheater Chinu :)

Bhajjia In Canteen :)

hello friends,

These days bhajji is in news all over again, Buzz is that he slapped(Again!!!!!) one cameraman( Bad choice). Here are some of the stuff going around regarding this incident:

Q. Why Did Bhajii slapped a waiter ??

A. cz he called aloo pakoda "Bhajjia"

Q. How did shreesanth reacted to this incident ??

A. He "Slapped" himself in disbelief

Q. What will Bhajji call his Second Son??

A. Doosra :)

Q. Which humour Bhajji likes the most ??

A. "SLAPstick"

Q. Which of the Orkut application Bhajji Loves the most ??

A. SLAPster :)

hehehe :)

Seriously these all tickled me to hell . This reminds me of one night@IITR (in Ganga Canteen) when some of my friends(including me) literally died laughing. As usual i was telling them some kissa-kahani in between i narrated them a movie scene starring our own Great Mithun Da, wherein he comes as an inspector and makes a Hole in the wall with his FINGER, Yes u read it right...with a damn bare finger then to my amazement he takes out one nail from his Pocket and pushes that nail inside with a Stroke of his fist on its head(may be "Hitting nail right on the Head" originated from this scene) just to hang his Cap!!!!!!! just a CAP!!!!

as soon i said this, one of my dear friend (Kushal Sardana) started laughing in his unique way ( with no sound and only a funny mouth open gasping for air) this triggered a epidemic of laughing, what made it worst for me was the moment when i ran from the place to save my life and started stroking a door with my hands (of course) to stop the deadly laugh but Surprise surprise...a banda came out of room just in front of me:) By God his Face was funny like anything next moment i was running towards the Guard i.e in case i am dying he can atleast call one Ambulance (hahaha Smartness..huh)

Somehow the mania was over & by God's grace all of my friend were safe lying on Ground almost Dead.

That night will remain one of the best in my life. Will end this post here only cz of the hectic nature of my Corporate Life (i know some of you are laughing) par aajkal bhai bahut busy hai :) So guys Chaowww !!!! see u later Alligators :)

Leave u with this sweet piece of composition (Airtel DTH TVC):

Dil titli, Dil titli sa...

kabhi yaadon kabhi sapno ka...

Khoye Rang dhoondhta... Khoye Khusbu ka pata...

Dil yaadon ki gali... Khoya Saathi doondhta...

Dekhi zameen, Dekha Aasmaan...

Khojata Raha, tere nishaan.....

Dil titli, Dil titli sa... kabhi yaadon kabhi sapno ka... Dil titli, Dil titli sa...

Aapka

Cheaterchinu

Wake me up to Past :)

Good morning Friends :)

So its September time again and to be very honest this month has always been very close to me.

Most of the Credit goes to the song " wake me when September ends" by Greenday( happens to be my fav band) the lyrics, music and even video(which surprisingly is very emotional) are beautifully shot, making it one of the best from Greenday's stable.

Secondly September is the month wherein some of my Best Friends were born ;) party time, huh(Hurrraaayyyy !!!!) :) so wishing them all A great career & life ahead :)

This month brings back lots of memories, for ex. the celebration of bdays in school which was so novel still simple that it is very very fresh in my mind... the Bday boy has to come in his Bday Dress( no School dress for u on ur Bday ;)) then whole class used to Stand up to join Class Teacher in a Song which is CLASSIC( even Gulzar will fail to match this innocence)

so just for u Guys- The Song :)

Aaj Janamdin aya hai

Kitni Khushiya laya hai
Sab miljulkar gayenge(khayenge for his friends ;))
Sab Anand Manyenge :)

(To jitender(6sep), poonam(7th sep), kushal(9 sep), kamal(17 sep), rishabh(17 sep)

after which the Bday boy has to distribute "single" Toffee to the classmates(Close friends had the prerogative of 2 or more) then a whole round of school(again his Best Friend will accompany him) to share his happiness with all the teachers :) i mean memories are so fresh that u can see the whole episode in front of ur eyes. I fondly remember those days when one felt like King of this world. As we grew up things changed, time changed and hence changed the whole Process of celebration.

Things at college were never same, i went to NIT-Bhopal(my first college) where we had the strangest way of Bday Celebration. Process was such that Innocent Guy may even die in Pain moreover he will be forced to think WTF!!!! is it my bday or the beginning of my Funeral??


Bday boy was beaten(only on a specific place ;)) with chhapals,belts,shoes & what not.

but then the fun was immense(especially for the guys who were crossed with Bday boy) and alcohol as usual makes the celebration "larger than life" and it used to go till the early morning.

a dialogue of which i would like to mention here

" nasha agar sharab mein hota to nachta bottle" wah wah !!! :)

Finally came the civilization(some of ur batch mates were matured enough not to beat you like hell) this was my second College, here we had those Cake-Cutting ceremonies(with my school Song in background bringing back those cute memories) and if you are notorious enough(like me & Abhishek A) you may have to bear the brunt of your mistakes on this very day.

Third Reason( if you forgot, Why i love this month) is The "Teachers day" i know i am late in wishing all the teachers who made many but futile efforts for making my future bright + shiny.

and "Jab jago tab Savera"

superbly fits in here. I thank all my teachers who helped me in making things better for me :)

especially Mrs Gangal Madaom, My first Class Teacher who was more of a guardian to me. On whose bday we(my friend jitender, & i) gave a dance performance on(tu cheez badi hai mast-mast & Ole-Ole) worse, we copied every bit of the steps: like jumping on the dirty & stony floor(i mentioned those tent days of my school) it hurts but applauds make it an awesome experience :)

Manocha madam(my hindi teacher), mr. Gossain sir(maths techer) who like all mathematician was horrifying in his ways (oye bekooooooofffff being his fav word)

In Engg college my attendance never rose above the 20% percent mark so cant write much about that phase of life (still thanks to the intellectual Profs for passing me out with more than 75%).

During Post Graduation, it was all about learning (5 pointer will always say so) though i manged a 6 in the end :) Yes, Thanks to all the faculty members because of whom there was such a nice atmosphere in college & a sound chemistry between students-prof(which we miss even now)



Still some mischievous derogate this beautiful occasion with mailers like the one shown below:

DAmnnnn You People... :X

Some of us think time shouldnt have changed but i guess if it had not i would have missed all these Occasions which were awesome in their own way :)

and i know there are people who wants the invention of Time-Machine ASAP so they can relive their past and change a bit of it...wishing Good luck to them :) i will end my post here, looking forward for your take on the "Time machine" Thing. Who all want that to happen please apne hath khade na kare bas keyboard par chalu ho jaye comment space mei with your views :)

I hope my Non-Sense compels you people to Correlate with the situations and help you Relive those moments again :) No time machine..see :)

Thanks :)

cheaterchinu

No Entry

Hello Friends !!!

Today i am busy travelling , so won't be able to write a full entry ..

instead i'll leave u all with this non - sense question ....

Q. Ek admi ki 6 ungliya thi, sab log use radhe shyam kehte the batao kyu ?

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arey socho socho ,,cheater mat bano

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A. kyunki uska naam radhe shyaam tha...hehe :)

and in the end a few lines for u ...

Khushi nahi to life waste ;

Salt nahi to food waste;

Without story cinema waste ;

Humara blog nahi to aapka pc waste;

But aapka comment nahi to humara likhna waste ......

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Your's

cheater chinu

Life-(R)isKing

Hey all

Thanks for the comments :) will try to come with more and for the requests ;) will have to find time to jot down those memorable moments in a nice & funny way.

As for Today, it started on a rather SAD note, with no T.V. in my room i heard the padosi's idiot box shouting (her Daughter seems to be deaf and an early riser too,hope u got my point of why im tired of sleeping) about the Death of Mr. YSR in an accident which claimed 5 lives including him. It was really shocking to loose out a Doctor turned Politician(a rare breed) in such a manner. My shrdhanjli to him and condolences with his family. More i read about him more becomes the dukh । Yes people will only say nice things about him now cz he is R।I।P, still news before this accident also mentions him as a true citizen of country who knew the pulse of population(may be the reason Y he was chosen CM for 2 consecutive terms) and the fact that he was untraceable for more than 22 hours is in itself a shame for our country which Boast of "Nuclear Triad" and "Satellite Innovations" Thanks But No Thanks.

My day @office started on a bad note too, with No breakfast in sight i tried my hands on Uncle chips & kacha doodh which spilled all over me because of the bumpy roads we have in Bhopal. As if it was nothing, my Boss caught me today for running late in office(bad timing). But then now we have mastered the "Art of bahanas" (Took a risk of telling the truth one time & was royally raped) hence was able to cool him down with my reel story.

Talking of Risk wait for a new release coming this year called "Blue" wherein we have Sharks,Racy motorbikes and not to forget Lara dutta in bikini(YaaaaY kudos) sorry for the statement but yar She is Miss Universe and looking Sexier thn ever before. With Akshay kumar, Sunjay Dutt & of course Katrina Kaif(in a look to die for) this movie looks a risky business for the competitors.

we ourselves take so many risks in real life with nothing in return, take last night for an example, i was sitting in an Auto(Bajaj it was, loyal employee im ) and suddenly a thought strikes, fish my life is in hands of this autowala who is busy driving auto as if he is on a pole position of GP motor race, i mean what if he has his wife in back of his mind(who sure is not happy with him, his looks say so) or may be Aishwarya Rai or worse the guy is drunk...God & only i know how difficult those 10 minutes were but with God's grace i reached home safe & sound, then came another risk in shape of a Lift which looks as old as mr. Vitthal our security guard(who doesnt even remember his age,dont know how will he fight an intruder..see another risk) and i started my reasoning, may be im a papi but not all these ppl sharing lift with me, they sure have done some punyas in life and wont die with me. Thank God i was right they all were nice people so i landed safe again. For so many days we(me & my roomy) are risking our lives by not drinking any alcohol(which has become second blood to all hostelers) and whenever he drives fast after the drinks with me at pillion seat(Risk again) i have to remind him...dude 2 Yuvraj baithe hai bike par..aaram se chala and he always agrees। thnks to him.

Finally the night and i take my new cell phone(samsung Star!!) out to chat with friends.... zaap again, RISK !!!

Mobile on ears your Brain is at Risk

you put it in shirt pocket your heart is at रिस्क

Mobile in your jeans pocket, F*** your whole Generation is at रिस्क

somehow i managed a sleep with no AllOut or any other mosquito repellent (a RISK of Malaria around) My God one day & Risk too many...sigh!!!

Right now i am possibly Risking my job by writing a Blog in office :) so guys this is it :)

I guess u all might be living with such small but life devastating risks...hope to listen your side of risks.. i know these may sound Non-Sense but thats what it is
Serious Non-Sense :)

Thanks again for patiently reading my sadi hui entry :)


yours,
cheaterchinu :)

ब्लॉग-inning

Hello friends,

This was long overdue, yes my first blog entry. With so much of time in hand and nothing to do one always try to find out hobbies where he can invest his time. Various Options came to my mind also. Learning guitar was one but then the idea had to fight my arguments of "being perfect" at it, which requires a training of atleast one year and with young age comes impatience (though i am 24 yrs OLD but i still consider myself very Young) so the idea was easily dropped.

Again One fine morning i wanted to be an Actor and the next moment i was calling this new service called Just Dial to look for the Acting schools in bhopal, again to my disappointment the course was of 2 damn years and i always thought acting was a talent not an art to learn. I dint loose hope and tried my hands with other activities like reading (Boring it is), Sleeping (im tired of it now), i even thought of leaving my job and start my own business (hahaha!!) then came the EUREKA moment Why not a Blog !!! Yesterday only i was writing comments on a blog Owned by one of my dear friend.

i for sure love to talk more than i love to eat and more importantly i can share my Non-Sensic(if it is a word) ideas with my dear friends. I knew they will love it as they have always supported all my ideas which were very SERIOUS for me but A Completely Non-Sense for them. Yes, things have changed we all are matured now( they say it but none of them fee it inside) still somethings-they never change like Ghar ka khana, which i miss more when im away & less when at home(irony again).

ohhh sorry i was writing a blog entry not the "Food You Like" Coloumn of our beloved Orkut which by my surprise always have the same entries(lesser choices may be).

with this first Blog entry i will introduce people with whom i share माय special moment

नामे - प्रशांत शर्मा(नाम तो सुना ही होगा)

Family members: my dear pitaji(Mr. Surendra Sharma) who has always been a BIG support for me in times which were tough and largely in making times tough for me. Without him this blog was never possible no not because he gave me the idea but he gave me the lappy which is just handy enough to allow me a "single tasking job" ।

आज जहाँ भी हूँ पिताजी आपकी वजह से ही hun शुक्रिया उन सभी चीज़ों का जो आपने अपने लिए नही ली क्यूंकि आपको हमें कुछ दिलाना था :)

Mata ji(Mrs rekha Sharma) & माय Nani- she is very sweet to save us from all the pitais of our beloved pitaji। she makes one of the best food in the whole world and still never gets the credit of it, cz ये तो उनका धरम है न। she is the one because of whom i am good with my friends as she taught me to be nice with people and respect your elders. thnks mummy for all the right teachings :)

My bro(Aaaaakash Sharma ) he is responsible for the lazy creature i am. he used to do all my work(which included closing the fridge door when i forgot to do it) but only when i dont tell his marks to pitaji :) हमेशा मेरे प्यार की हसीं किस्से इसी ने घर पर बताये है। it is beacuse of him i was able to disclose the relationship in front of my parents which in itself is a husge task made easier by him. thanks Bro :)

My Best Friend(she thinks so ;) ) Vasudha Sharma - She has been the best part from a long time now. thnks for being there when i messsed it up :)

My friends @school @bhopa @IITR and all others - if i start taking names this blog will never end. Days at school were fun we studied under tent(even in rains) on wooden blackboards(which we broke on purpose ;)) then shifted to buildings had my fisrt crush and love.

If School was fun then MACT was Fun+++++... days at bhopal were awesome where people took you as you are nobody will find meanings in wat u say best part i got the friendship of life long. will write a Blog Entry on this one for sure :)

IITR was the place where i learnt to be tactful and to think in a right way. All of my friends especially the Work-Ex junta who taught me how to be emotionally strong in this rude and ugly world. Thnks guro logo :) and dear friends with whom rrk was the best place to be in. - another blog entry for sure :)sorry if i forgot some one imp i know u will understand :)

i guess this is it my first Blog Entry hope you people liked thoda senti ho gya last mei but it was neceassary। will try to post as regular as possible, ohh ya im sounding like all the filmstars who are on blog writing spreewill love to hear your comments "the good bad & the ugly ones" sorry for the mistakes commited( only excuse i can give u is im from KV where life was fun par sala good morning kehna bhi panchvi mei seekha tha dhng se) i already ran Spell Check ;) finally i have a hobby - BLOG Writing :) rather Blogging :)

will love to hear from you :)

Yours truly emotionally and non-sensically

Prashant Sharma(cheaterchinu)