BALLS

The topic seems ugly may be my inability to find a better & justifiable name for this Post, yes it could have been The 3 Incidence of my Month but it sounds too copied ;)

You  might have already guessed this one involves 3 stories so without wasting time i start. Read it till end pls:

SCENE 1: I was busy talking to my friend over phone (balcony of our ghar), about all the non sense. we were analyzing how he does not have any tensions in life nothing to worry about. Later he told me that now he has one tension i.e. why the Fish...he has no tensions at all :) strange :) between our all important talk came two boys in front of the balcony and asked rather shouted:  Bhaiyya aapke pass Balls hai, i was dumbfounded for a second.. WTF why this 100 kg bacha is intruding my Privacy. Shell shocked i replied Beta kya bol rhe ho (as if i dint hear the ugly Shout) in turn he raised his volume like i am fucking deaf...Balls hai aapke pass...im sure the CRY would have listened by all the Flat walas & lot many would have came out with theirs ( if any)...this  triggered my filmy brain. What if he asks me to jump off the balcony to show my stuff but then in this episode i almost forgot that i live on ground floor so thats out of question. Next thing possible was may be i teased his sister sometime in college when he was just a baby but now an OX is up for revenge(Zinda Movie types) Yes both of them looked half of my age also double my weight..I feel threatened and was about to Kick their asses. Moment i got ready one of them quickly said Bhaiyya cricket ki ball chaiye..ok That saved them otherwise they were gone cases ;) so this was about one BALL :) ya they left me stunned by saying bhaiyya sath mei khelnege BALLS se :) zooooomed they go waving me as if they won some task.

SCENE 2: My roomie(PP) was on his way to office chewing bubble gum and to his very bad luck he spit it out open in the locality, little he knew that he was watched by sharp eyes of one 7-8 year old. Moment he threw it out boy came shouting down...Bhaiyya how can you do it ?? this is against the locality Laws? PP stood still looked around there was No Beer Bottle, No Chick & No Chicken WTF has gone wrong...But the Boy was in no mood to Listen his side of the story and took him by his hand towards the board saying

" thukna mana hai" ..PP was shocked & almost got a mild Heart attack. As if this was nothing the Boy jumped his gun again Chocoalte dilao warna shor macha doonga.  He thought it to be a good deal. Still lot of action was left..moment PP held his hand to take him for a chocolate, His MOM shouted at Top of her Pitch...kahan le ja rahe ho mere bache ko ??  arre bhiyaa dekho kahan le ja raha hai ladke ko.That does it..he left him & ran Away saving his ass or may be more :)

SCENE3:  This time i was there with PP to witness the scene3 and the most touching one out of all. One boy aged not more than 10 came to us, asked for some money to have his dinner. Reason he cited that he was not able to sell the nada (thing which holds the salvar tight ;)) as much as he used to. So not looking much into the matter we gave him 5 rs and stood aside, and now came the BALLS, this boy comes and gives our money back saying, Itne mein kuch nahi aata dena hai to poora do warna rehne do bhooka hi so jaunga, both of us stood silent watching him go. What we did next ..i left for the readers to interpret.

Standing there I just said, Boy we are the GEN-X/Y or may be Z, we are double your age, we earn well, we watch movies on very first day, we enjoy beer every other day, Still what we dont have is BALLS to improve this situation in INDIA.

Hope somebody has it. May be YOU.

Thanks

Yours Emotionally & Non-Sensically

CheaterChinu