Mushkil But Achievable

Finally we have finished the Dreaded "Month End" & what makes it bad is that it also is Quarter End and worse(ly) 31st of March happens to be Year End as well( still to figure out what DEC 31st  is all about).
Guys anyway Happy New Year :)

Topic Today might force me to Teach which absolutely is not my cup of Tea (my friends of NIT will agree), hope i will do well here :)



SCENE:
You are waiting for a Bus/Train/Air Plane and like every guy(not gay) you have started praying already no not about a safer journey but for the Next seat of yours. You have a conversation ready if it is occupied by a Pretty girl and if not you will sleep cursing your Luck, Journey, Roads, Job & what not.

Now think, God has heard all your prayers, your all bows to Temples, Mosques, Churches have been listened to. A Pretty girl is near you ,finding her seat , checks the number & checks you out in a flick. Finally willingly or unwillingly settles down. I can perceive you are trying to be as Sober as possible by not looking up to her as if you are the most shareef banda of all. You are searching your Bag, making her think you are calling somebody (which you should not cz 1 second wasted means you have wasted a lot)

Piece of Advice: 90% of the times she is not even bothered what you do. So stop searching your bag, no phony calls, no fundoo gadget time. Gear Up. Its TIME to work.



Do's:


1. Observe: First five minutes must go in observing her. You can simply rest but make sure your eyes should not. Rings in left ring finger doesn't mean Dead End. FYI, Girls are crazy about 4 things:

1. Rings 2. Bangles 3. Footwear 4.  Ear Rings. Size of all these can vary form micro to mega.
So even if they have rings in Left Ring Finger (movies..sigh!!) please don't draw conclusions.

I guess you are done with observing her bangles,rings, novels(which they always carry but never read) mobile handset(which will be checked every 1/100 seconds as if they are carrying Diamonds inside). Its your turn to start the conversation.

Dont's:


Please dont start with;

1. Where this train is going 2. where are you going 3. where am i going ;) 4. What is the Score etc etc stupid questions. She is Pretty not Preity Zinta for God's sake, is traveling in same bus and in same time zone(hopefully). Yes, may be unlike you God made her in a Good mood. To cut the story short She is not your Enquiry Counter. Shut UP.

Do's:
you can start with appreciating any of her assets (dont get me wrong here), i mean you can start with:

1. ohh good handset i just need to buy one this baby looks cool 2. Hmm this novel looks interesting 3. hey you seem to read a lot( if book seems heavy) :) etc etc 4. or an easy option "ask for some chutta" 5. Or make her think what she is doing is completely out of the world and is still Unnoticed by common race of man. e.g. (i hate to give examples) She use her Left Hand to write, swirl her hairs while reading(very common) So go on be Creative find something Please. Clock is Ticking.

Heart Breaking News:  You have just started the conversation and to your disappointment some one might come and ask you for a change of seat,  don't loose heart (Impulsive answers can break the Tempo) Relax &  Bravely ask which coach/seat ? His answer can be many but yours could only be one.
A:  ohh i am so sorry my Boss is near that seat/coach, please understand ( with a smile) i hope this will do :)

Further in next Entry. I know its Cruel but can't Help. job SUCKS!!!

Girls: Experiences are not necessarily mine. I try to Observe Well just that :)

Caution:
Ladkiyo ko to Atal Biharai ji nahi samjh paye aur Election Sonia ji se har Gye. To hum kis khet ki muli(radish) hai. Hope you got the Point :)

Thanks
CheaterChinu :)